A guy walks into a butcher's shop looking for something for his dinner. Sitting in the refrigerator are two piles of what looks like brains. The customer turns to the butcher and says to him "What are these in the refrigerator?"
The butcher replies that the plate on the left contains accountants brains, which he is selling for $1 a pound and the other contains actuaries brains which he will sell for 10 cents a pound.
The customer is quite surprised at hearing that actuaries brains were so cheap, as he always thought actuaries were highly intellegent people, so he asked the butcher about the discrepancy.
The butcher replies "Yeah, but have you any idea how hard it is to find accountants brains?"
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