Actuarial pickup lines

 1. My love for you is endless, like a perpetuity.
2.. Since the first time I saw you, my interest in you has compounded continuously.
3.. I love the way your hairline emulates the p.d.f. of the Gamma distribution.
4.. If you put 5 red, 4 yellow, and 3 green balls in an urn, what's the probability of you coming home with me tonight?
5.Of course I won't tell anyone. I'm like the exponential distribution, I have the memoryless property.

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